Hace 4 meses no tenia trabajo. Hoy tengo computadora nueva :> #FuckYeah.
Feels good man. Feels very good.
Programmer Joke

openmindeo:

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out: “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do anything you want”. Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: “What is the matter ? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me ?”
The man said, “Look I’m a software engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

funny-pictures-uk:

Back to school, kids!

WHY GOD? WHY?
alixcheshire:

I… can’t… do my… Homework
Así como cuando no vas a clases pero luego te enteras que el profe tampoco?

 (:

bluecuracao:

Terminal de pasajeros del Aeropuerto de Grano de Oro, Maracaibo, Venezuela, en los 60’s.

Yo veo clases ahí! =)
Amor Geek….

surfersammy:

Eres el punto y coma que le hace falta a mi código para que pueda correr mi programa, sin ti mi proceso de compilación no podría ser completado ♥… 

=O ♥

Btw, me recordaste al piropo de un pana a la que entonces era su novia… “Eres más bonita que compilar bien a la primera" lo aplaudimos! xD (estudiantes de computación al fin)

Adiós vacaciones…